(via witchydarling)
“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Allison Bree’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale
look at Danny (Abed)
Always in character, Danny is.
(via sempiternus-noctem)
Dean: “Abed, you’re special. Can’t you just stand at the scene of the crime and see what happened?”
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
Jeff: Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
Annie: What’s a deminiminmeghh?
(via venort)
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
Anonymous asked: Is a starburn like a sunburn, but really far away?
Yeah I know, everybody wants me to be happy, everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t they get frustrated and stop talking to me, or they trick me into buying them ice cream and then shove me into a clothes dryer. Which, I didn’t want to happen with you guys, so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you could help me.
— Abed Nadir (Community 1x17, Physical Education.)