A Guide To What Drugs You Should Take Before Seeing CATS (2019) Based on Your Favorite Musical
If your favorite musical is…
Book of Mormon, Avenue Q…As many edibles as you want, champ.
Little Shop of Horrors, Tommy, Godspell. Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat…LSD
West Side Story, Cabaret, Chicago, American Psycho, A Chorus Line, Company, Evita…Cocaine
Singing in the Rain, Hello Dolly, The Music Man, Hairspray, Anything Goes…Shrooms
Falsettos, Next to Normal, Fun Home, Parade…Your regularly prescribed anti-depressants
CATS…Your body’s natural endorphins. Good for you! Or cocaine.
Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Spring Awakening, RENT, Wicked, Be More Chill, Mean Girls…Nothing, you are not yet old enough to drink, so don’t do drugs, kids!
Why are there no Sondheim choices? Should I just drink whisky?
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