sarah this is my gift to you
“emabrrassing thign in creative wtiring class” -sarah
zach efron wrestling an alligator
i don’t think i need anything else in my life
we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
(via blessphemy)
IT IS IMPORTA NT TO TAKE RES[UNSIBILITY FOR YOUR YOUR HAIR SCHHILDREN
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#AAAAAAAH SARAH ARE YOU EXCITE>??#IENTIRETY OF THIS SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THIS OH GOD MY SPLEEN#NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION SARAH#PERHAPS IT WILL BE A SARAHS DIGNITY PIE#SARAH THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!#SARAHIDON'TUNDERSTAND YOUR TAGSBUT JSYK I LIKEYOU I THINK YOURE COOL#SWEET SARAHS REMAINING DIGNITY#Y THANKYOU SARAH I WOULD LOVE A BIG FAT PIE#sarah#now I am sad