do you ever think about the word cocktail
Hey if you had asked me to guess a hundred times I would never have gotten this.
- You are a bartender
- You wanna make a drink.
- Sometimes you put mixings in your drinks because fuck it, it tastes good.
- Some of those mixings are things like ginger and pepper
- You are a con artist
- You wanna sell a horse
- Everybody’s like, you know what’s a sign of a healthy happy horse? When its tail is raised
- So you get more money for the horse if it’s got a perky tail
- Now you could get a perky tail in that horse by having a healthy happy horse
- OR you could irritate its butthole by shoving things up its ass
- A lot of things that you shove up a horse’s butt to irritate its asshole are things like ginger and pepper
- You are a bartender
- You wanna name a drink
- Someone points out the stuff in the drink is the same stuff you’d shove up a horses ass if you were the kind of person who shoved things up horses asses willy nilly
- You call the drink that
- Times change and you jump a continent and eventually that usage changes to mean basically anything mixed together
- No one remembers it’s a word for weird horse butt suppositories
(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)