zaynswifeharrysgf:

i always hate my friend’s boyfriends so if you’re my friend and you’ve got a bf, just know i hate him and u can do better

(via futchcassidy)

opricat:

person: uhm didn’t you wear that shirt yesterday

me: yea but there’s this remarkable invention called the washing machine

me: *definitely didn’t wash the shirt*

(via krawps)