vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

(via bleachbeach)

salemwitchtrials:
“ [ID: an excerpt from ‘Sappho’s Lyre,’ translations by Diane J. Rayor
“Nothing is sweeter than love, all other riches
second: even honey I’ve spat from my mouth.” ”

salemwitchtrials:

[ID: an excerpt from ‘Sappho’s Lyre,’ translations by Diane J. Rayor

“Nothing is sweeter than love, all other riches
second: even honey I’ve spat from my mouth.”]

(via werewolve)

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

i eat pussy like that duck eats peas

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with my beak.

(via louisisdreaming)

(via e-clv)

This is so evil n dark but. I get such a thrill when i see a post w someone’s url in bold at the top n a readmore at the bottom bc you know shit is about to get wild n nasty

shiftythrifting:
“Sexy rubber chicken found at a Goodwill in Brentwood, Missouri
”

shiftythrifting:

Sexy rubber chicken found at a Goodwill in Brentwood, Missouri

(via shiftythrifting)