kramergate:

themasculinevoice:

retentivehysteric:

All sex robots should come with a feature where once you’ve used it enough times to feel secure it clamps down on your awful penis so you can’t escape and bellows select passages of andrea dworkin at you

1. No one will make it; sex robots are products that’re supposed to actually bring satisfaction to the buyer.

2. No one will buy it; men don’t want feminist bullshit in their beds.

Supply comes from demand, and no one would actually demand that shit.

3. That would leave the makers open to expensive class action lawsuits that would defeat the purpose of going into business.

4. Can we then start making vibrators and dildos that hard core tase women with every orgasmic spasm?

im bowled over by this flawless execution of pure logic and intellect. you win the internets today good sir

brygarth:
“ Beth when she was just a baby

brygarth:

Beth when she was just a baby <3

(via memorytheorem)

semitics:

blairwitchlesbian:

Anyone wanna get married & wear these together just for the gothic decadence of it all

Goth and prep butch wedding looks!

(via orcababie)

glowbat:

“your’e in troubleee”

I wasn’t ready for the end of Petals to the Metal 

(via sisterlich-deactivated20210312)

barbieprivilege:
“barbieprivilege:
“this is my local animal shelter and i wish he could be mine!
”
update!
”

barbieprivilege:

barbieprivilege:

this is my local animal shelter and i wish he could be mine!

update!

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durbikins:
“ landofsomethingsomething:
“am i looking at vandalism or was this someone’s conscious choice
”
A conscious choice. Only a homestuck would park like that
”

durbikins:

landofsomethingsomething:

am i looking at vandalism or was this someone’s conscious choice

A conscious choice. Only a homestuck would park like that

(via notpietromaximoff)

nutcasemuttface:

Stylish baby dog visits greenhouse

(via handsomedogs)

markv5:
“Когда твои подруги - кошечки, а ты жирненькая свинка…
”

markv5:

Когда твои подруги - кошечки, а ты жирненькая свинка…

(via moonry)

mosspatchhag:

all my beautiful babies are loving their home!!!

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