eggcup:
“two courageous showcases of overwhelming virginity
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eggcup:

two courageous showcases of overwhelming virginity 

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papertheft:

1r7:

lightskinprivilege:

hey.

do yall wanna see the most white liberal thing ever

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:( text β€œresist” to make her stop

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sumblebee:

sumblebee:

when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

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cool it was worse than i remembered 

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thegestianpoet:

dudguacamole:

the 2017 goop gift guide is here and i’m pleased to announce gwenyth is horny 

oh my fucking god 

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Hey, do you guys remember HitClips? Those little discs that you could use to play, like, thirty seconds of a Hilary Duff song or whatever?

Asking because I had a dream that the doctor said there were complications with my top surgery and that he had to use HitClips as a backing for my nipples so that they’d be “sturdy enough”.

shiftythrifting:
“The face on the glass looks like the babadook.
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shiftythrifting:

The face on the glass looks like the babadook.

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jasper-rolls:

Look Morty, I bimbofied myself! i can’t finish this post or i will literally die

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targuzzler:

soaprock:

snoopingasusualisee:

Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak to achieve true nirvana

henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1!!!!!!1!!! RawR xD oh noes did i scare you?!!!!!! im vewy sowwy

My heart just stopped and when it started again i cursed directly at god for allowing me to survive this

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