i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…
“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”
she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”
Weaksauce…so unepic…you guys totally lost the game
ON OUR WEDDING DAY: “And here I thought the only gold rigns I would be interested in were to be collected by a porcupine…” my wife, wiping away a tear, “this cake…is no lie.”
they play the fallout theme on an ocarina as we kiss
White nationalists generally don’t want to look like characters out of American History X anymore. Fashion choices at the convention ranged from Ruby Ridge to Mad Men, but most of the people there looked like you might run into them on Capitol Hill or in the U-District. That said, there is a type. According to my observations, the standard Seattle Nazi is a white male under 30 who either works in the tech industry or is going to school to work in the tech industry. “You’re also a coder? Do you mind if I send you something I’ve been working on?” I heard that more than once.
disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’
This is the single most viscerally repulsive and spiritually damaging headline I have had the supreme misfortune of having read. There is no beauty left among men’s souls and I long for death.
Daybreaker has been hiring what Agrawal calls an “army” of students to act as “morale officers,” spreading good vibes around campuses. She gives examples of writing “you’re awesome” in chalk on the sidewalk, or getting sports teams to high-five people on their way out of the cafeteria.
if i were still in school this would
instantly send me into a depressive episode
