owobomber:

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

(via hotvampireadjacent)

greggturkington:
“you just dont see this kind of thing anymore
”

greggturkington:

you just dont see this kind of thing anymore

(via stitchedgirl)

coughloop:

Geriatric 26 year old tumblr user with sore knees and slow texting thumbs has been voted into a euthanization bed by a council of mutuals for not knowing how tiktok works and getting too scared by algorithms

(via coughloop)

prettykikimora:

The best blog on this site was the one where it would post the day that Marty mcfly went to the future in back to the future 2 or whatever it was but It’d do it every single day and still manage to trick people. The actual date came by and no one believed it. 2015 feels like it was a decade ago.

(via krawps)

kristina100000:

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best 2 years of my life and then everything went to shit

1eos:

mari-animates:

1eos:

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

Hot girls shouldn’t work

tea…… what im doing is sick nd unnatural

(via artsy-kitten)

asker

Anonymous asked: If I'm white can I still smoke weed?

weeniebagel:

quarantine got me acting like slothful jeremiah

(via ramjam)

niceferatu:

I liked your post because I love you but I did not reblog it because you are insane and I have no idea what you are talking about

(via ionlycareaboutyou)

mudaship39:
“ ontarom:
“Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
”
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
”

mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

(via louisisdreaming)

tacticrow:

unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva:

yall will hate landlords unless its straycatj’s landlady 😏😯

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(via mens-rights-activia)

tvguts:
“anyway shouts out to my aunt for posting THE ONLY valid “phones bad” boomer facebook meme i have ever seen in my life
”

tvguts:

anyway shouts out to my aunt for posting THE ONLY valid “phones bad” boomer facebook meme i have ever seen in my life

(via pinktwink)

auckie:

List of cartoon cereal mascots that got serious dick game, from a 2003 article in People Magazine:

The trix (or should we say Tricks) rabbit

The OG twink himsef, the nesquick rabbit

Back from his tour in Iraq, Tony β€œHer Majesty” the Tiger

THE thing from the honey comb cereal commercials in the late 90s

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This guy

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Count Chocula The Slut Himself

These three handsome young Latino men

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And who didn’t make the cut you ask?

Buzz the Bee, for serially declaring himself a eunuch on live daytime television broadcasts intended for children

Booberry, a.k.a. β€œPink Sock” The Ghost, for his infamous yet self appointed monicker

And of course, the disgraced man himself, the worst of them all:

You

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(via owomon)

barbieprivilege:

public bathrooms where the lock code changes every day are very much satan’s work