My (admittedly pretty poor) first two pages of my story for creative writing contained phrases like:
“Sophia’s heart sped up as she saw her friend Hannah’s torso hanging out the passenger window of the silver BMW. Hannah’s chin-length copper hair shone softly in the post-dawn light, and her teeth, so small and white and perfect upon their recent release from braces, gleamed as well.” (gross i know)
“…Sophia replied, savoring for just a moment the feel of her friend’s small, warm fingers against the slick condensation of the cold cup.”
and “Sophia could feel herself blushing and she slapped her friend’s hand away.”
and the class spent like 10 minutes analyzing the interpersonal relationships and literally nO ONE THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS MAYBE?? SOMETHING A LITTLE GAY GOING ON? LIKE HOW MUCH GAYER DO I NEED TO MAKE IT