I like this pathfinder race of space slime people who want to turn everyone into more space slime people, like a cult, and how it’s scarier BECAUSE there’s no trick or scam or secret agenda, you just cave because they’re that nice for real.
I think it’s so wild that America does cakes and body paint and stuff for 4th of July; I mean, maybe the rest of Canada is different but all we do for the 1st in my city is watch a car parade get a sticker go home and wait for 15 minutes of piss-coloured fireworks to go off to the ‘star wars’ theme song
