If you were seaweed snacks that i bought a week ago at cvs and forgot about until just now where would you be
If your answer was I already ate you and then forgot i had done so. Unfortunately you may be correct and I’m sorry i did that to you
you’re not a ghoul. or a goblin. nor are you feral. you are just devastatingly unfuckable
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had a customer ask me ‘do you have any cookbooks for men’ and i think the saddest part was that we did
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Remember when that rage comic face everyone uses now was just “the feel when no gf” and that was it?
No nordic big brain soyboy cuckface withered coomer tradwife doomer gamer, it was just “the feel when no gf.”
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OKAY
WHO in Wisconsin is eating raw meat sandwiches
The World Health Organization is doing WHAT in Wisconsin?
this is no time for jokes, people in Wisconsin are eating raw hamburger meat sandwiches
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