“would you fuck your clone” well what if your clone didn’t want to fuck you. what if you went in for the kiss and your clone was like dude what the fuck. what then.
(via aidaughter)
*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD
MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD
WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK
JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK
(via averyterrible)
imagine if someone plucked you out of your kitchen table in the middle of having dinner and just held you out and described your fucking life
(via bunjywunjy)
there-is-still-some-liquor-left:
a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?
(via wrotten)
Otherwise
by Jane Kenyon
I got out of bed
on two strong legs.
It might have been
otherwise. I ate
cereal, sweet
milk, ripe, flawless
peach. It might
have been otherwise.
I took the dog uphill
to the birch wood.
All morning I did
the work I love.
At noon I lay down
with my mate. It might
have been otherwise.
We ate dinner together
at a table with silver
candlesticks. It might
have been otherwise.
I slept in a bed
in a room with paintings
on the walls, and
planned another day
just like this day.
But one day, I know,
it will be otherwise.
(via transgenderer)
A short comic about robot siblings who were born in the space between human and machine, but in response to a world where being human (or at least passing as human) is a privilege, they chose different futures for themselves.
See the prequel to this comic here!
(via juliuscaesarofficial)
when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.
(via wormspeddler)
do yall look at your keyboard when you’re typing
respond with your age too btw
(via oogie)
what does it mean when some guy that was in ur class 2 years ago follows u on insta
He trynna
What the fuck is this gif
(via skyllion-uwu)
pulling a string of multicolored scarves out of my mouth but theyre just looping right back up my pussy
a make up a guy post thats just your full name address and location habits
(via margbarcis)






