She has a lifetime supply of green envelopes
My grandmother likes to mail me letters with newspaper clippings she thinks I would like, or would be useful to me. This is such a cute thing she does, and most of the articles are really interesting
But today, I open a green envelope from my grandmother and am hit with the headline:
"Ease social awkwardness with a smile, eye contact."
thanks, grandma
Jk I forgot I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “BEST ROBOT DANCER EVER” so this is only the second most amazing thing