She has a lifetime supply of green envelopes

blessphemy:

My grandmother likes to mail me letters with newspaper clippings she thinks I would like, or would be useful to me. This is such a cute thing she does, and most of the articles are really interesting

But today, I open a green envelope from my grandmother and am hit with the headline:

“Ease social awkwardness with a smile, eye contact.”

thanks, grandma

Jk I forgot I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “BEST ROBOT DANCER EVER” so this is only the second most amazing thing

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    Jk I forgot I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “BEST ROBOT DANCER EVER” so this is only the second most amazing thing
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