I knocked a lil lamp off me bedside table w my feet but then I caught it w my feet but then I was to lazy to put it back so now I’m just chilling with a lamp tween my feet. That was like twenty minutes ago
FUCKING FF I PUT THE LANP BACK ABD WENT TO GO EAT CHEESE AND AS SOON AS I STOOD UP THAT EFFING PIECE OF SHIT LAMP LEPT RIGHT OFF ONTO THE GLOOR I FUCKING CRADLED U TENDERLY IN MY FEET LIKE A GODDAMN LAMP FOOT BABY AND THIS IS HOW U REPAY ME