August 12th, 2014 at 7:20PM
the-study-of-wumbo: “ stereolights: “ It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips ” maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife ”

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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