August 5th, 2014 at 10:07PM

I’m going to survive the zombie apocalypse

blessphemy:

What To Do When You Hear Somebody Outside Your Room:

1. Do Not Panic

2. Drink Some Water Because Dehydration Will Kill You Faster Than Starvation

3. Do Not Leave Your Room

~a guide to having housemates by tumblr user blessphemy

5. The more you drink, the more quickly you have to pee. Unless ur ready to pee in a cup and cohabitate with that cup for an indeterminate period of time I advise you reconsider your plan

  1. blessphemy reblogged this from jeezypetes and added:
    a Sink, a Bath Tub, and a Toilet (in that order)
  2. jeezypetes reblogged this from blessphemy and added:
    4. What drain is in your room that you’re gonna pee in
5 notes #then again I bet#you Sarah would be ok with the pee thing
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