jeezypetes

I’m lying on my front lawn (bc I’m locked out of the house) and this old lady walking her dog came by and the dog started barking at me and the lady said really cheerfully in a British accent, “you’re not supposed to be here!!” And now I’m scared

blessphemy

On your left, gentlemen, is a prime example of a wuss

jeezypetes

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