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The truth is, we still don’t know. The closest we ever got to an answer was the research of Dr. Robert Z. Helman in 1981.

Helman made an early debut in Science when for his undergraduate science project he devised a means with which to capture angels alive. By sacrificing the virgin seventh daughter of a seventh daughter born under a full moon to the demon usurper Zamizagzagumag, Helman was able to chain the angel Muriel with chains made of sulfur engraved with the angel’s true 72 letter name.

The move was condemned by most church leaders, but praised by the scientific institution which as we all know is controlled by the Church of Satan itself. The discovery of a means to capture angels lead to advances such as Stem Cell Research, which is based on ground angel meat, the drug PCP, which is made of dried and powdered angels, and flat screen televisions, which are wired in part with angel pubes. It was in 1992 that Helman decided to answer the age old question, “How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?”

Forcing angels to dance by use of a spiked chain whip engraved on each link with the names of infernal barons, Helman was able to mass 17 angels on the head of one pin (Pin size 0.78 gauge by Martin’s Book of Pin Standards) before his research ground to a screeching halt.

It was after the 17th angel danced that the People’s Christian Front Against The Abuse Of Angels (PCFATAOA) broke into Helman’s office and burnt him at the stake, setting his captured angels free and setting back angelic science over 50 years.

So the only answer we have is “Over 16.”