JESSE EISENBERG People on the street say mean things to me.

INTERVIEWER Like what?

JESSE EISENBERG I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.

INTERVIEWER What do you say back?

JESSE EISENBERG I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”