seriousjones:

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, POT OF GREED

“sir please be quiet, there is no talking during the SAT sessi-”

IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK

“sir those aren’t two cards, you just pulled out a tech deck and a hit clip of who let the dogs out by the baha men from your pocket”

*I don’t hear him because I’m already out in the quad doing varial heelflips on my fingerboard and listening to classic rock*

(via bowiesnippleantennae)

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