Person so it's about a pair of friends

Producer great! So what's the twist? Is one of the dudes a dog? One of the males is a snake? Perhaps both bros are animals of some sort

Person well first of all they're both girls

Producer *grows three more heads, all of them gnashing their teeth in anger, their orange eyes blazing with hellish flames. Huge claws erupt from his newly scaly hands, rending his oak desk to splinters*

Producer THE DARK GODS WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH AN ABOMINATION