dad has this constant neck stabbing joke he brings out except its not really a joke its just ‘i’ll stab you in the neck’ and he was trying to explain it last night he was like ‘look mel, its SATIRE and its IRONIC because how insane do you have to be to go and stab someone in the neck, the moment i say ‘i’m gonna stab you in the neck’ i’m immediately labeled as a NON neck stabber because a neck stabber wouldn’t say that.. they’d just stab you in the fucking NECK’
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