I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.
Just fuckin’ land on his penis.
this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode
One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect.
She was the last woman he ever slept with.
#Point is now he’s gay and like’s to bend his dick in half as a party trick.
I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused