amayonegg

I forgot cosmosextips was less insane than actual Cosmo.

its-sorcery

Just fuckin’ land on his penis.

scoutfinches

this is like bad fanfic but in tutorial mode

sauntering-vaguely-downwards

One of my friends had a woman do this to him and now he can bend his dick completely in half while fully erect. 

She was the last woman he ever slept with.

jiji-is-a-bunny

I am so intrigued right now this entire post is insane and I am so confused