Zombie Survival Kit:
- Lots of money (to socially intimidate the zombies)
- Matches (to perform my monthly fire worship rituals)
- Quinoa (to bargain with Zombies that may also be foodies)
- Ants (I find ants to be loyal companions, and they have good biceps)
- Dog (Do dogs sell for much? Maybe sheer it and use some of its fur for a trendy wig? Humiliate hyper-masculine zombies threatened by femininity, also)
- More ants (I think they just have lots of junk in their trunk - super hot asses, goddammm)
- Logs (in case I develop a woodwork hobby)
- How many ants am I allowed to have in a suitcase before it is an illegal suitcase?