railroadsoftware:

average american guy (asswhipe) when flirting with a girl: hey babe you look sexy today

me (gentleman) when flirting with a girl: hello milady, you are looking quite splendid on this fine morn. maychance i can take you coat? (dead sexy)  

(via year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites)

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