some type of adult girl

substantialityou:

youhavereachedtheendofpie:

dduane:

othartryggvassen:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

• Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
• Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
• I screwed the barmaid.
• Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
• I screwed a lot of girls here.
• Sollemnes, you screw well!
• Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

absolutely nothing has changed

Retweeting again for the joy of Pompeiian graffiti. God, what their texts and tweets would have been like…

tell me one more time how history is dull I dare you

tell me one more time about how ‘humanity has become so vulgar’ I dare you

(via vulpinecyanide)