this guy i almost had sex with last weekend was texting me and when i told him i’d just seen The Room and he was like “there are so many sex scenes in that movie i swear that guy made it just to get himself laid..” and “i was like i hope not bc his technique is pretty depressing”(bc he’s LITERALLY JUST LYING ON TOP OF HER MAKING HUMPY MOVEMENTS) and this guy was like “haha what do you mean?”