iwilleatyourenglish

my gecko and i have a weird bond

blessphemy

but what if it poops on your head

iwilleatyourenglish

healthy leopard geckos poop once every 1-2 days, and, when they do, they prefer to do it in the same spot in their tank every time

he poops in the early hours of the morning. i take him out in the evenings/early night.

jeezypetes

sarah a hamster pees on your head ONE TIME… ONE TIME and then you trouble nice people with your weird phobia for the rest of your life. Look what you have wrought