some type of adult girl

witchydarling:

digatisdi:

champagne-and-accordions:

WHO REMEMBERS THESE BECAUSE I JUST FOUND A BIG BOX AT WORK AND NOW THEYRE MINE

LET’S PLAY WITH THEM IN A PILLOW FORT

ohhhhh my god story time 

i stole one of the blue diamonds from my classroom in first grade because i really really liked them and i don’t know why but in my head it was some fuckin sailor senshi type power crystal and i HAD TO HAVE IT so i put it in my pocket and brought it home with me and that shit was my treasure okay gollum style but then i started to feel really really guilty because i knew i’d stOLEN it and it wasn’t mine and like one night my dad sat me down to read one of the junie b jones books and it was that one about her being accused of stealing and i got so uncomfortable i ran off halfway through

i never told anyone i had that stupid blue diamond not ever i thought i’d go to jail if i did

(via witchydarling)