some type of adult girl

dragondicks:

I love reading articles about “things women do that men hate” because I love men getting indignant that women are independent, living beings and don’t do anything to cater to their own living experience, also it’s always the most stupid pedantic shit that they decide to complain about

“nothing makes my dick soft faster than thinking a woman takes part in a team sport, I guess?? How fucking dare she. Baseball makes my sausage shrivel like a dying, fucked up little flower and I’ve decided women must do something about it”

“Why do women insist on using products that the male-controlled media tells them they’re worthless if they don’t use? Why can’t we just breed natural beauty into women, like we have with dogs?? Jesus why is everything is so hard”

"Stop wearing so much make up to impress me, ladies, you need to use your natural beauty - wait, are you dressing yourself for your own comfort?! Fucking hell, put some painful heels on and impress me you half-arsed bitch! Don’t you have any pride??”

"Women think they can make themselves smell whatever smell they think is nice - well newsflash ladies, those smells you like don’t tickle my boner!! Do something about it!! I DON’T WANT TO FUCK A CAKE FAIRY!! I WANT EVERY WOMAN I ENCOUNTER TO SMELL FUCKABLE TO ME AND I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF FEMININE THINGS PLEASE

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