iwilleatyourenglish:

i wish we had an app for real life for whenever skeezy people try to say sexual shit so it’d just replace stuff with random words like

“hey baby, let me see your lawnmower repair manual

"shit, look at those various pastel colored lampshades they even have little tassels

"girl, you look like you need inquiries about NSA activity

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