lostcryptids timemachineyeah Would you rather have toGive a 10 minute speech tomorrow in front of 1000 impressive strangersAttend a 3.5 hour baby shower tomorrow with 15 people you only sort of knowSee Results timemachineyeah the notes are so fucking funny Source: timemachineyeah 2 kinds of people apparentlyi am 100% speech though i think i would enjoy thati get a whole day to prepare it?? i could spread the gay agenda. i could try to change some minds about capitalism in America. or i could gothe non-altruistic route and just list all my favorite bobs burgers episodes or horror movies or crj albumseasy peasy