I love to squat i am a direct descendent of duchess von squattington if the ground is too dirty to sit on i am not standing i Am squatting if i want to sit but might have to move quickly i Will squat dance teachers have marveled at my remarkably long achilles tendon they can tell i come from a long line of squatters.

unfortunate corollary: i find standing VERY uncomfortable like if i have to stand for over one minute I’m like can we please sit downfor a long time i thought everyone was just stronger and tougher than me bc they could stand for longer periodswhich might be true idk I don’t start experiencing Actual Pain until I’ve been standing for like 20-45 minutes depending on if i get to walkaround and squat or stretch. thank Goird I don’t have jobs where I have to stand for 6+ hours anymore