May 3rd, 2023 at 8:50PM

fallingtowers:

arriving at the pearly gates with a big smug grin on my face because god is like 99.9% sure i killed a guy but he can’t prove it (i did the deed inside a faraday cage (only place god can’t see)) so he has to let me into heaven

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