feebly trying to explain shrimptin to my uninterested grand nieces while they converse in twinkish 1 about selling my home dialysis machine to buy grey market steam keys for spore 2

1 subdialect of american english originating in attempts to circumvent twnkr’s (2) content moderation algorithm; rarely spoken or understood by those born before the 50’s due to it’s glottal trills, used to pronounce emojis, requiring a streamers apple (3) to vocalize.

2 short form video based social media platform/calorie tracker which boomed in popularity after playing a pivotal role in facilitating coordination between various sectarian militias in the first texan-austonian war.

3 benign esophageal mass endemic to post-semicentennial generations, it is theorized to be a result of the adoption of mercurial gasoline but no conclusive link has been found.