Rich people houses have the most blatantly wasteful enormous lawns

I am doing so much on my one little acre...but then I see the McMansion with 10 acres that are just no trees no flowers nothing except grass and I feel such anger and despair...

*googles "how to write an article that says personal choices cause ecological devastation but not if you're a regular person just if you have a giant house with 10 acres of grass*

How to give a presentation and invite all the rich people to it and it shows them their giant houses on Google Earth next to the regular people houses and then it says "You have 16 normal sized yards and live right next to people whose kids can barely play outside without getting turned into roadkill. You are a feudal lord except you don't even allow the peasants access to your grain mill or blacksmith's forge."

@piermanwalter hmm I think you're on to something

The fundamental American vice is believing everything of your wealth came from hard work, so to deal with the American McMansion problem, someone needs to write a thing in one of those, you know, landscape and design magazines about how flat grass lawns are trashy and lazy-looking, the choice of a man who wants to sit on his ass all day riding around on a dinky little machine.

Are you a Real American Man who Works Hard, or are you a Lazy Bum that settles for the Tasteless, Basic Monotony of Flat Grass

True Elegance and Sophistication is seen in yards that incorporate 22 Different Prairie Grasses and a Hundred Flowers, imitating the perfection of Nature as closely as possible, as only the most diligent, thoughtful, and sensitive individuals can do

Are you willing to put your Rugged Nails in Dirt, or will you placidly ride back and forth, ass planted on your plodding Cuck Engine, like some kind of sheep?