Which do you think is more likely to be profitable?

Writing novels

Applying to be on Jeopardy!

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I’ve been fantasizing about quitting my job to write full time (obviously bad idea)then i was watching jeopardy and thinking how funny it would be to be unemployed and when people ask what you’re doing just say im waitingon my jeopardy application. i mean if you get on the show you get a free trip and a thousand dollars even if u come lastwhich is about the profit non-bestselling authors get. im assuming