As a villain, would you rather:
-get eaten by the protagonist’s evil baby
-shit yourself to death on cursed horse meat
-get unceremoniously erased from existence by a random deus ex machina with no plot relevance before any kind of confrontation
-driven to self-annihilation by stupid jokes
-have your body possessed by an extradimensional cowboy and thrown in front of an oncoming train
-shot in the head and then rescued or resurrected in a later book as part of another villain’s bizarre Wizard of Oz-themed death trap, and then unceremoniously shot in the head (again) and never mentioned again
lots of people answering ‘evil baby’ but I must warn you that your ignominious death will not become legend or even be discussed again
I now want a book series where all of these happen. preferably to the same character.
boy do I have good news