if a dude don’t love me enough to keep his dick to himself and i exclusively then i don’t love him enough to keep his television from smashing the ground from 4 stories up. i don’t love him enough to keep his couch from catching fire.
i’m not a cheater (…
I’ll smack a bitch through a wall. An open hand will keep you out of jail lads.
smack a bitch thru a wall? no “bitch” would even be seen dating u. no “bitch” would wanna be seen in your vicinity. Not when U look like U eat glue sticks. U look like someone hit U with a trash can lid. They’ll put u in jail for that patchy chest hair and bedazzled glasses from claires, open hand slap or not.
I’ll slap that bowl cut right off ya head.