professorllayton

had a dream I was cleaning out a random house and I found like. bomb detonators and they had a phone number on them and I called it and it was this guy who'd made them and I was like hey girl pls tell me how to make these not go off I'm really scared lol and he was like for the love of god can u be normal and just hand them over and he just appeared out of nowhere and took them from me and then chucked them like 500k feet in the air and they exploded and I clapped like they were fireworks and he gave me his number for funsies this time and then left and I called him and was like hey thanks for saving my life and he was like I wish I hadn't and hung up but then he texted me a heart emoji. then I had to keep cleaning out the house and I found trophies for like. best bomb maker years and years in a row and he showed up again and ripped them from my hands and again tossed them 500k feet in the air and they also exploded and then he was like I think u should leave u keep setting off bombs and then I woke up