nostalgiaultra:

I’d like to firstly say I’m not against gay people but they are adapted to glide over short distances better than us and they digest foliage at an alarming rate and their bones are hollow allowing them to glide across water when given enough momentum i mean when does it stop?

As a white Cis male I can only burrow. That’s my only function. To burrow. I can also fire off my talons like projectiles but that’s not considered socially acceptable in 2013.

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