This is gonna sound sostupid but i was just high in a publix and i saw this guy straightening yogurts with a long silver implement and i got sooooo scared
Like all publix employees he was dressed like an elf in the most heterosexual santas village imaginable. but his demeanor was like a servant of an unknowable deity carefully arranging the beads of fate on some great dark abacus. And I couldn’t buy any yogurt because he was right in front of the kind i wanted
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