Anonymous
asked:

My great uncle had a pet crow growing up. It was the 50s and when he was training for high school football out on the field it would fly from home and watch him

he and his friends also had lockers all next to each other so they took out the middles and made it into a giant fishtank and didn’t get caught till lik the end of the year. He also also bought a baby alligator and snuck it into the school

todaysbird
answered:

What the fuck