Amazing:
This dancer 🕺 is considered an ‘Essential Worker’ 🫢
Once a week this taco shop 🌮 in Boystown, Chicago 🏙️ lays off its staff so this Immuno-compromised 😷 man can dance. The entire staff 👩🍳👨🍳 is rehired the next day 👍.
We got these shots with A Go Pro® 🎥
This Monday The Blue Angels ✈️ will fly extra low 👀 to support this Hero’s 🦸♂️ dancing 🪩
Extremely low.. 😳
But The Angels 😇 said it wasn’t low enough 😰
So Chicago bit the bullet 🔫
The Blue Angels 👼 will be flying BELOW the city this Monday. 👀🫢😱🎊
But it’s costing Chicago vital infrastructure 😬🏦🏢💥
The mayor 🤵🏾♀️ had this to say
“The drill sounded cool to me 😰”
But god didn’t like that answer 🌩️⚡️
So he took The Sun ☀️ away 🌑
But Then LollaPalooza Happened 💃🕺🎶👩❤️💋👩
And The Economy Went UP 💰📈🤑
And The Sun 🌞 started a GoFundMe 💵
So next time you’re walking around 🚶 during the day 🌎🌤️
Don’t Forget To thank this Nameless Hero 🦸♂️🕺🤲
(via mortalityplays)
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Amazing: ...This dancer 🕺 is considered an 'Essential Worker' 🫢
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