gambling with angels is easy. they can’t lie but they have addictive personalities; it’s easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say “hey, watch this” and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they’d be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i’m talking “raise on a two pair” level bad at it, but they couldn’t stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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