supplementes:

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* have you ever noticed how there’s just never a good time to kill yourself? *audience erupts into laughter* no really! it’s like you have work the next day and then you got that wedding thing coming up that you don’t want everyone to be bummed out during! and don’t get me started on all the holidays! *audience’s laughter becoming even more boisterous* there’s just no time!!

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