George’s date: I really appreciate you calling me back, I’m SO sorry about the whole “he/him” thing[laughs]
George: [chuckles] oh don’t even worry about it. It was the top of the deck! I’d probably him me too
George’s date: Right, right, well I’m sorry anyways–oh, wait, hang on–[she flags down the waiter] excuse me, she has a FLY in her soup!
[Closeup on george]
[Slap bass, cut to Jerry’s appartment]
Jerry: Oh come on, what’s wrong with she/her?!
George: it’s patronizing! Do I look like a she/her to you?! Do I look like I have a she bone in my body?!
Jerry: Well certainly not in public! But you said any pronouns! Which ones would you be happy with?
George: None! No pronouns! It’s too revealing! No-pronouns George, that’s what they’ll call me from now on!
Jerry: No-pronouns George! Unbelievable!
[Kramer bursts in]
Kramer: Did you guys hear they’re kicking the puppy play club out of pride?! This is criminal! We BUILT this community!
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George's date: I really appreciate you calling me back, I'm SO sorry about the whole "he/him" thing[laughs]
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